‘We are very keen on creating a personalised dining experience as well as a personalised choice of ingredients. If you would like to follow me,’ the wait said as he led them through the corridor to a row of couches. ‘Please take a seat and take your pick of your ideal dog. There’s Pugs, Beagles, Poodles and of course, the all-time favourite, Sausage Dogs.’ Mina and Mica took their seats and watched as dogs in glasshouses are transported on a conveyor belt and displayed one by one in front of them. ‘We have a very high ethical standard in keeping these canines for consumption. In fact, we have an open roof park so that customers can take their selected dogs for a run and see if they really like them. Would you like to take a look?’